Stretch's Baby Girl

As I eloped
And returned to Stroud,
I walked down the high street
proud
excited
maybe.

I saw my old friend Rosie
She had a baby
So you're a mummy now?

Yes she said
Her name's Bonnie
She said
And she toked hard
It's been a while I'm sure.

Funny that my parents
Would have called Rosie
A baby
And not her Baby.
Babies having babies, that's what it is.

Age is more than a number
That much is true
Having the guts to do
What the other kids won't.

Want respect? Use a condom.
Want a house? Don't.